What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:02

-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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A View to a Kill
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-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
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Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!